| Drabble: The Appeal of Books |
[Nov. 28th, 2009|04:04 pm] |
Title: The Appeal of Books Author: alisanne Word Count: 100 Rating: PG Challenge: Written for snarry100's prompt #190: Flourish and Blotts Warning(s): None that I am aware of. A/N: Books can be quite arousing. Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( The Appeal of Books ) |
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| Don't eat while reading this. Eeesh. |
[Nov. 28th, 2009|12:52 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | yuletide | ] |
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By the way, hearkening back to my earlier post--this doesn't spoil anything, since you can see on the Yuletide list of requested fandoms that no one asked for it--I did not get assigned to write for Richard Adams's The Plague Dogs. I decided, when I accidentally included it in the list, that rather than redo my list I'd just go read the book once and for all, even before the assignments came out, so I got it from the library.
I got through Ulysses easier than this. This is...guys, I have written some interesting metaphors myself in my time, some of them admittedly more purple than should be seen outside of crackfic, but this takes them all:
...Rowf's rump slid suddenly forward as smoothly as a turd from a healthy anus...
I can't even facepalm. It's too squicky. |
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| Drabble: Ready |
[Nov. 28th, 2009|01:28 am] |
Title: Ready Author: alisanne Word Count: 100 Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy Rating: PG Challenge: Written for hd100's prompt: Teeth Author's Notes: Draco is ready for anything. Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( Ready ) |
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| Drabble: The Benefits of Rank |
[Nov. 27th, 2009|02:29 pm] |
Title: The Benefits of Rank Author: alisanne Character(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter Rating: PG-13 Warning(s): m/m sex implied. Challenge(s): Written for slytherins100's prompt #98: Art School Word count: 100 Author's notes: Severus is always the teacher. Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( The Benefits of Rank ) |
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| Birthday Greetings |
[Nov. 27th, 2009|11:29 am] |
| [ | mood |
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Many happy returns, sweetie! :) |
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| Drabble: Past Time |
[Nov. 26th, 2009|10:05 pm] |
Title: Past Time Author: alisanne Word Count: 100 Rating: PG Challenge: Written for snupin100's prompt #236: Teeth Characters: Remus/Severus Beta: sevfan Authors Notes: Just once I wish we'd seen this side of Remus in canon. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( Past Time ) |
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| Also, being by myself, I got to watch anything I wanted on tv, not football. Anime yaoi, ho! |
[Nov. 26th, 2009|10:07 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | food | ] |
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| | full | ] |
| [ | music |
| | hikaru no go, ep 70 | ] |
I had to work part of the holiday, so I just counted the time I did have off as a good thing, and took it easy rather than make plans with others. I did make time to make a yummy dinner for myself from scratch:
Chicken with sun-dried tomatoes in dijon-riesling-cream sauce Sesame noodles Spicy peanut butter soup Tart green salad with proscuitto and asiago and warm balsamic dressing Warm butterscotch-maple pudding
I love mixing cuisines. |
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| Yay, Birthday! |
[Nov. 26th, 2009|11:22 am] |
| [ | mood |
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Many happy returns, my dear! :) |
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| Happy Thanksgiving! |
[Nov. 26th, 2009|11:04 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | hols | ] |
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To all my friends who celebrate this holiday, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I am thankful that I have all of you wonderful people in my life. *hugs everyone* |
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| I'm so thankful.... |
[Nov. 26th, 2009|09:24 am] |
If you've commented on a post....
If you've left a drive-by-hug...
If you've read and enjoyed a fic I've written...
If you commented on the fic...
If you've stood by me in the good and bad...
If you've shared your life with me...
If you've laughed or groaned at my insanity...
If you've written for or enjoyed fics at my little H/D community slythindor100
If I've been lucky enough to have met you at a fandom event...
Fandom is a funny place. We laugh with each other. We cry at each others sorrows and cheer the victories...large and small. And sometimes we hurt each others feelings. I hope I've never done that...but I'm human and I make mistakes. If you're ever in the Chicago area - let me know...I'd love to meet every single one of you.
Today and everyday....

My turkey is in the roaster, stuffed and happy, I have 3 dozen freshly baked yeast rolls, a coffee cake, pecan pie all done. The pumpkin pie is in the oven and the broccoli casserole is about to be made. Next it's the pretzel salad and then I can sit down with a cup of coffee and read the paper.
I hope you all have a lovely day. ♥♥ |
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| Drabble: Gratifying |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|11:47 pm] |
Title: Gratifying Author/Artist: alisanne Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter Challenge: Written for harry100's prompt #59: Quidditch Rating: PG Length: 100 Warnings: None that I am aware of. Summary: There are parts of Quidditch that Severus actually enjoys. Beta: sevfan Notes: It's been a rough week, so you get silliness. This is dedicated to unbroken_halo. You know why. ♥ Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( Gratifying ) |
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| Drabble: True Sincerity |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|02:47 pm] |
Title: True Sincerity Author: alisanne Rating: PG Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy Summary: Draco masters sincerity, with a little incentive. Word Count: 100 Challenge: Written for draco100's prompt #68: Giving Thanks Warnings: Fluffyness abounds. A/N: Yay fluff. Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
( True Sincerity ) |
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| Pimpety Pimp |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|02:08 pm] |
As Advent approaches, I'd like to draw your attention to adventdrabbles, a multi-fandom drabble/drawble/ficlet com. We operate all through Advent.
So if you're looking for a low-pressure com to write or draw for in the holiday season, do check out my 2009 Welcome Post, and come and play with us (that may not have come out right...) *g* |
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| Drabble: Always Hungry |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|12:20 pm] |
Title: Always Hungry Author: alisanne Prompt: Written for harryron100's prompt: Hungry Rating: PG Word Count: 100 Category/Warnings: Romance, schmoop. A/N: Yes, I like to use this last line to poke JK in the eye, why do you ask? *g* Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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| Drabble: Wand of Pleasure |
[Nov. 24th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
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| Drabble: Opposites Attract |
[Nov. 24th, 2009|11:36 am] |
Title: Opposites Attract Author: alisanne Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter Rating: PG Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #309: Wikipedia redux I got this. *eyeroll* Word Count: 100 Warnings: None that I am aware of. Beta: sevfan Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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| Drabble: Cracked |
[Nov. 23rd, 2009|09:19 pm] |
Title: Cracked Author: alisanne Rating: PG Pairing: Severus Snape/Kingsley/Shacklebolt Summary: Dark and scary meets dark and lovely. Word Count: 100 Genre: Humor Warnings: None that I am aware of. A/N: Written for prayer_at_night, who correctly guessed which snarry_ldws fic was mine. Her request: Snape/Kingsley, prompt: contrast Beta: sevfan. Thanks to mordyn4 and the slashchat girls for their help. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
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| Birthday Wishes |
[Nov. 23rd, 2009|09:15 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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Many happy returns! :) |
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| Okay, so I caved. It's the blue eyes. |
[Nov. 24th, 2009|12:40 am] |
After I survived all the tide waves in fandom, all the TV series and shows and whatnot, all the things that sound cute but will eat my time with a spoon, I was defeated. By the prettiest thing that walked my laptop screen, opened his blue eyes wide and was devastated that his girlfriend left the wine bottle behind. (The wine-bottle story? D'awww, can I have you please? Promise not to lave you behind for the dude with the Malfoy crest pinky ring. Okay, maybe that was not entirely true but still, for no one besides the Malfoy crest-holder anyway)
Yes, it is White Collar.
OMG how gorgeous are all these actors? The FBI agent's assistant? His glorious and witty wife? The romantic side plots? The relationship-discussions taking place between the snark? I am so much in love it is embarrassing. :blush: And I've only watched the pilot, too. The FBI agent's superior Aren't You A Moron Now smirk is duh. The scene with half-naked Neil hugging a thick law book? Come here this instant, I will give you all the large books you can possibly want! Ahem. Yeah. Also I might have drooled a tiny little bit over the grand-daughter the Art student. I mean, didn't you? :P
Also, stolen from cluegirl because it is totally hilarious:
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Yes, it is White Collar.
OMG how gorgeous are all these actors? The FBI agent's assistant? His glorious and witty wife? The romantic side plots? The relationship-discussions taking place between the snark? I am so much in love it is embarrassing. :blush: And I've only watched the pilot, too. The FBI agent's superior Aren't You A Moron Now smirk is duh. The scene with half-naked Neil hugging a thick law book? <strike>Come here this instant, I will give you all the large books you can possibly want!</strike> Ahem. Yeah. Also I might have drooled a tiny little bit over the grand-daughter the Art student. I mean, didn't you? :P
Also, stolen from <lj user="cluegirl"> because it is totally hilarious: <a href="http://<embed src=" http://blip.tv/play/aygxlmic"="http://blip.tv/play/AYGxlmIC"" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="297" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed> "><lj-embed id="1" /> </a>
Off to bed now with me, because I suspect my arms and back will hate me tomorrow: I swam half a kilometre today. All alone. Well, I did drink a lot of water. But as the Cute Instructor (who was sadly absent and left me to fend for myself, :sadface:) the water is perfectly harmless for drinking. Even through your nose. It actually adds a thrill to it... ;) |
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| A little humour... |
[Nov. 23rd, 2009|02:35 pm] |
*g*


And my favourite...

Smile! It's a good day to be alive! |
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